At The Happiness Detective we are excellent at keeping secrets. Any information you give us, will not leave these four walls under any circumstances. It will only be used by us, to make sure you receive your items, that all payments are hunky dory, and that you receive the information you need on our products. If you wonder what kind of information we have on you - we are detectives after all! - please drop us a line and we will fill you in. And we will of course delete any of your information, if you so please.

Sounds good?